There's a "Do-Whop Shit-Bang" On the Way
Which is Reb-speak for “clusterfuck of biblical proportions”.
Let me tell you something right now people…this blog game is not for the weak. If you be weak-stomached, weak-hearted or weak-minded, get the hell out now lest you lose whatever sanity you may have had going in.
No finale will be accepted in this Boob Cleavage War but that of unconditional surrender. By whom you ask? To be perfectly honest, I couldn’t tell you who the sides are in this fight if I tried. It seems like the Great Man at TCOTS v. Everybody Else…which, anyone who’s anyone will tell you, in the Rule 5 skin game, is kind of a fair fight.
The Reb, Gator, The Wy and no less than the architect of Rule 5 himself, Stacey McCain, have all weighed in this night…a night on which we may all look back as the dust settles and long for the tranquility of a foregone day.
But, Bobby B being as yet unheard from…there are no guarantees.
I, for one, am glad I got the hell out with limited casualties. The lesson has been learned.
Consider this my white flag:
You win some, you lose some…but you live. You live to fight another day.
Russ
Russ
There is no such thing as mutually assured destruction when only one side is willing to throw nukes around:
It is a thermonuclear bomb. It is a harnessing of the basic power of the female universe. The force from which the man draws his power and will to live has been loosed against those who brought war to the Blogosphere.
May God have mercy on their souls and may they now realize that all resistance is futile against such an overwhelming power as that which is held solely by The Camp Of The Saints. Any further carnage will be on their heads.
There is, I believe, nobility in proper surrender.
To the Great Man at TCOTS:
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Reader Comments (2)
After dropping the Hathaway nudes, er, nukes on him, I don't have the heart to keep bombing anymore. May God have mercy on his soul.
Dude. My flag was unceremoniously lowered in honest defeat.
However, from a neutral standpoint, TCOTS owned it. He won.
And if none of us believed it before, believe it now knowing that he's the only one who won't quit until there's nothing left.
He's Total War.
You fight on.
I'm out.