And the Award for "Excellence in Airbrushing" Goes To...

…Playboy Magazine, for not only managing to make Tara Reid look smoking hot but at the same time glossing over 50 years of repression, crushing poverty and political murder to make Cuba look like the Crown Jewel of the Caribbean. (via The DC Trawler)

Nice work Hef!

Words fail. But by all means, if you want to see an “authentic” communist dictatorship before it becomes (!) a “disaster zone,” where artists are still routinely thrown in jail, dissidents are followed and arbitrarily arrested, access to unapproved websites is forbidden, “capitalistic” books are banned, food and medicine are increasingly difficult to obtain, but where there isn’t a mochachino or DVD copy of Alladin to be found (but be careful, DVD players were recently legalized!), and where one will not be harassed by cheap hamburgers…Cuba is an ideal destination!

Honestly though, if you had to choose between having another Arby’s up the block and having a car battery wired to your nipples with jumper cables for saying Cuba sucks, which would you choose?

Goddamn Capitalist Pigs.

Russ

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Comments

[Matt]

I'm kinda thinking there were some words here. There were pictures...definitely so...so what was I saying? Oh, that's right...PICTURES!!!

[Russ]

Yeh no...don't mind the words, they'll just distract you.

[???]

shes frickin hot!!!!