Jon Bon Jovi assumes his rightful place amongst the world's power elite
Take that Steve!
In brighter news, President Barack Obama on Tuesday named Jon Bon Jovi, a staunch Democratic supporter, to the White House Council for Community Solutions. “I am honored to have been selected by the President to serve on the newly created White House Council for Community Solutions,” Jon Bon Jovi said via e-mail. “I have seen first-hand the powerful impact when people from the public, private and non-profit sectors work together. All of us have a role to play in helping address some of our nation’s most serious problems, and I look forward to working with the rest of the Council to help out where I can.” Bon Jovi, who performed during Obama’s inaugural concert, heads the Jon Bon Jovi Soul Foundation, a nonprofit group working to alleviate poverty and homelessness across the U.S. The White House cited the rocker’s work with that foundation as a reason for the appointment. I’m not even gonna get into asking exactly what it is Obama’s new “White House Council for Community Solutions” does that 400 other useless executive branch councils pretend to do already. Suffice to say, it is obvious now that the aforementioned gaggle of guidos are likely to be invited to the White House sooner than Liu Xiaobo’s family…for Karaoke night to the sounds of “Slippery When Wet”. We don’t want to keep the First Lady waiting now do we… (You like how I worked that in there Wy, don’t you) You want a group that works day in and day out to find “community solutions” and while actively developing a burgeoning public-private sector alliance? Look no further than the Bayshore Tea Party. On the other hand, if you want sweaty leather and the savior of “Caucasian Soul-Glo, Inc.”, tap Jon Bon Jovi. Remember folks…Gina works the Diner all day. Russ BONUS TRACK!
I know it sounds crazy, but I honestly don’t know which makes my home state look worse: the entire cast of Jersey Shore doing just about anything or…this. At least Snooki had the decency to get herself knocked out on television for my amusement.
Russ
My man and fellow swamp-dweller at WyBlog honors us with the “Smackdown of the week” award. Ok, it’s not an award, but I’ll take it wherever I can get it.
Incidentally, I need to reciprocate because Wy’s line is pure gold:
What’s the difference between the Obama White House and Jersey Shore? One is a bunch of no-talent hacks yucking it up with D-list celebrities and the other is a crummy reality TV show. As for which gaggle I’d rather see running the country? That’s really hard to say. Ba-ZING! Thanks Wy.
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