I feel genuinely sorry for Ms. Simpson.  Seriously, I do.

But this is going a bit overboard, dont'cha think? I'm most concerned about the negative effects Ms. Simpson's overzealousness toward her tiny, beloved Daisy had on the environment:

Daisy was perhaps one of the most pampered pets in Hollywood. Simpson fed Daisy steak, not dog food, and referred to herself as "Daisy's Mommy." When leaving the house, Simpson left on the air-conditioning for her dog; and when Daisy was sick, Simpson refused visitors so that they wouldn't wake Daisy. She threw Daisy birthday parties, and when she talked about having a "girls' night in" with a video, she was talking about herself and Daisy.

"Jessica has a very small inner circle," the friend said. "But she always had Daisy. Daisy gave her unconditional love."

We may have to alert the proper authorities as to Ms. Simpson's reckless and irresponsible carbon wasting behavior. President Obama explicitly warned us that we were no longer allowed to keep our thermostats at 72 degrees and I have to think he meant that this applies to small, rodent-like dogs as well.

Then again, Obama did rip on Jessica's weight while campaigning for President, so presumably Jessica has the high moral ground to tell Obama to stick his carbon footprint where the sun don't shine.

Feel free to start a rumor; I got your back.

Russ