Listen up people, because I’m only gonna say this once today, or at least only once this hour:

There is no such thing as anthropogenic global warming. It does not now, nor has it ever existed. We, as a species, are just not that strong. It’s the freakin’ SUN stupid! Get over yourselves.

I know for the most part I’m preaching to the choir here, but for my liberal troll readers, your dopey overlords in Copenhagen just can’t get enough of how powerful they are with respect to altering the planets climate: (via HotAir)

And in Copenhagen Tuesday, the World Meteorological Organization and the British Meteorological Office teamed up on offense, releasing new figures showing that the current decade is the warmest on record.

“These figures highlight that the world continues to see global temperature rise, most of which is due to increasing emissions of greenhouse gases into the atmosphere, and [they] clearly show that the argument that global warming has stopped is flawed,” they said in a statement.

Actually, it has nothing to do with that. No I don’t mean “some” or “a little”…nothing. The Earth has been around for 4 1/2 billion years. We’ve been meandering around for maybe a half a million. And we just started with the industry like 200 years ago at most.

And these f&%$# nimrods really expect those of us with half a brain to believe that we’re the cause of any alteration in the Earth’s climate? Cow gas, Jeeps and now, according to the EPA, exhaling are the cause of any alteration in the Earth’s climate? Do these people ever stop to think just how stupid that sounds?

Dude. Seriously. Ease up off the kool-aid and back away from altar.

But oh yes, they do, and ClimateGate is the internet’s fault:

It’s another Internet frenzy thing,” Goldmark told POLITICO Wednesday. “These things get a life, and they reproduce themselves like little bacteria. … Our attitude is, it’s the same old stuff from the same old people, and it doesn’t change the science at all. None of the NGOs pay a lot of attention to it.”

Goldmark added: “I don’t think it’s an issue in the conference for the people negotiating.”

“Internet frenzy thing” huh…like ACORN, or RatherGate or any one of hundreds of other stories broken, researched and proven by the Intertoobs. You mean like that kind of frenzy? Jackass.

Actually he’s right about one thing, ClimateGate does not “change the science at all” because the “science” never existed in the first place. All the “internet frenzy” served to do was illuminate the massive, coordinated and sustained fraud that AGW has been all along.

Folks, we need to get over ourselves. We’re wholly insignificant carbon-based blobs walking around a giant rock hurtling through space at 70,000 MPH. Collectively, we don’t…mean…jack.

The only thing that makes you special is your family and your friends. Other than that, you have no effect whatsoever on the Universe or the Earth.

Don’t let up on this fraud dear readers. Let everybody know it every chance you get. It was a lie in the 70’s, it was a lie in the 90’s and it’s a lie now. It is intended solely to kneecap the United States economy and effect a transfer of sovereignty to some amorphous committee of idiots at the UN.

I invite you to sign up for the Guardian’s weekly newsletter on the farce going on in Copenhagen.

We’ll continue to do our best to highlight the fraud.

Russ