Introducing: The Internet Department of Cablinasian Studies. Your lecturers for the seminar will be Dan from Piece of Work in Progess and Stacy from The Other McCain. Pay attention students, because they don’t hesitate to punish inattentiveness with large rulers adorned with rusty nails.

Now, for those of you insensitve, un-multiculturalist hatemongers out there that don’t know, a Person of Cablinasian descent is Part Caucasian, Part Black, Part Indi…excuse me Native American and Part Asian.

There’s only one such specimen in existence of which we are aware. But thank god for future grant purposes that person happens to be the most famous man in the world right now.

No, not him.

Tiger Woods.

We’ve hammered Tiger here a couple of times, but we never stopped to think…what must this look like from a Cablinasian perspective? Now, the problem could be that I’m just old enough to not have had mandatory multiculturalism sensitivity classes in my public shool and I just didn’t care enough in college to pay attention, but damnit, this is a new day! I vow from here on out not to look at the world through my own racist, lying American eyes…oh no! All things Tiger Woods will from this day forward be analyzed through the proper prism of Cablinasianite culture.

Stay tuned for the syllabus to more fully develop. We’ll keep you up to date as the study develops.

Russ

PS: Because I really need to go out drinking tonight, I’m getting a head start on Rule 5 Sunday now.

And what better way to seamlessly meld the IDCS with its man of the hour then with a photo collage of everybody’s favorite Cablinasian’s carnal conquests…

…so far.

BONUS UNKNOWN PARTY GIRL!

And because the rest of Tiger’s carnal conquests don’t have the intestinal fortitude to show themselves…yet…here’s a few more random pretty girls.

And a few from another time…

Now remember, try and look at these women through the eyes of a Cablinasian which, while we’ll find out the cultural differences soon enough, is most likely the same damn way Americans look at pretty women.

No oggling!

Russ

Update on Sunday, December 13, 2009 at 12:27PM by Russ

Smitty at The Other McCain links for our shameless obedience to Rule 5.

Hey…come on Smit, scroll up…Helena Christansen…cartoon hot girl in Santa outfit?? I went bananas here on Sunday. 

Oh well, I suppose being at the bottom of the bunker is better than being at the top of Tiger’s tail brigade.

HI-OOOOOO!

Thanks!

 

Update on Sunday, December 13, 2009 at 4:39PM by Russ

The Classic Liberal links.

He’s got as good a wrap-up of Rule 5 Sunday as there is. 

I’m stealing this one picture too:

 

 

Jessica Biel

Thanks CL!