There is no goddamn way on this Earth that Obama is playing to a "mid-20's" handicap. What that means, basically, is that he is consistently hitting under 100 for 18 holes, a feat that isn't accomplished often even for "serious recreational golfers". As an example, I've broken 100 three times in probably somewhere north of 60 rounds of Golf, and I practice as often as I possibly can. Obama, disturbingly, has played somewhere in the neighborhood of 25 rounds as President. What this idiotic report is saying is that Obama's peak performance for half of the required rounds is a 92.

No...Goddamn...Way. 

This might be the biggest lie I've heard yet. By all accounts the guy played a handful of times before he became President. Since then, it is clear that he has played an inappropriate amount of times considering the issues with which he has to deal and how badly he's screwing them up. But I will eat the circuits in my laptop if Obama has broken the century mark more than once.

No. I'm willing to wager everything I'll ever be worth that he hasn't legitimately come within a half dozen strokes of 100 yet on an honest scorecard. Golf is an honest gentleman's game. Obama would no doubt lie on the Golf Course as easily as he lies to us on a daily basis.

For those of you who don't know, Golf is by far the hardest game in the world to play well consistently. Not the hardest single thing to do mind you, that honor is still reserved for hitting a major league slider squarely, but despite Elizabeth Williamson's snarky "ugly 20's" handicap crack, the fact remains that unless Obama is not only playing too much Golf but practicing it as well, there is no goddamn way he's coming anywhere near 100 with consistency.

Williamson says that while the President's handicap is a "matter of national security" according to douchebag Axelrod, those who have seen him play say his swing is "robotic", that he's hit another player's ball and that his swing shows he "needs a little bit of work". 

Translation: The President's Golf game sucks worse than his foreign policy strategy. Yeh, chew on that for a second.

Trust me on this one. There is simply...no..way.

Consider it an open challenge. 

Obama v. Me over 18 to decide the fate of ObamaCare. Any course, anywhere, anytime. 

Whenever you're ready hotshot.

Russ

Update on Tuesday, November 24, 2009 at 11:04AM by Russ

Oh this is GOLDEN.

I told you...no freakin' way.

A recent anonymous posting on Golf.com comes from a golfer who claims to have caught some of the action: "I had the misfortune of being stuck in a group on the same course as the Prez and his buddies and watching them play one hole in the time it took our foursome to play 3 was painful. The only thing stopping us from telling them to pick it up was the incredibly large security detail he had with him."

I don't care if it's anonymous, it's true. And, if it takes him that long to get through a hole, it is a certainty that he's not playing sub-100 Golf.

Mr. Mulak says he never learned Mr. Obama's score that day, but figures he surely broke 100, an average score for a hacker on a tough course. "Solid shots -- I wouldn't say straight lasers at the pin," he says.

Back in Washington, there are signs that the president's basketball jones is returning.

A tennis court behind the White House has been restyled into a basketball court. Last month, Mr. Obama gave it a road test, inviting over some congressmen and cabinet members for a game.

It's about time, says Mr. Podlogar, the North Carolina sportswriter. "Let me put it in language you might be better able to understand, Mr. President," he wrote recently in his newspaper: "Basketball? Yes, you can. Golf? No, you can't."

He LIES! No way.

My challenge remains Mr. President: You and me over 18 for the fate of ObamaCare. 

Any course, anytime, anywhere.

Russ